Browns

Pick your mood.

Same team, two moods. At 5–2, it's the first one, and we're riding it. Free shipping when you buy three, which, let's be honest, you're considering.

Hopeful Frustrated Baseball fan? The October line
Mood one · Ride or Die Season

Hopeful.

5–2, five wins by four points or fewer, and Super Bowl aspirations we are saying out loud. We've been burnt before. We're all in anyway.

Mood two · just in case

Frustrated.

Just in case this season takes the dark turn we all expected the day ownership traded away the two-time Defensive Player of the Year. Keep one in the drawer. You know how this goes.

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