Why we started
Every fan base has a group chat, and every group chat has the same three messages on a loop by week four. We figured if we were going to say it anyway, we might as well say it on a shirt that fits well and doesn't fall apart.
The first design was Trade Ownership. We made a handful for ourselves. Then strangers started asking where to get one. That's the whole origin story. No venture capital, no focus groups, just a printer in the spare room and a very long list of grievances.
How we make them
Pissed, not cheap. Every tee is printed to order on the Comfort Colors 1717: a heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton shirt, garment-dyed so it looks broken in from day one. Front print, Disgruntled badge on the left sleeve. Nothing sits in a warehouse; your shirt is made when you order it and ships within 5–9 business days with tracking.
What's next
Cleveland is the starting point, not the finish line. Every city has a team, every team has a problem, and every problem fits on a shirt. If yours isn't here yet, tell us. If we print it, your first one is free.